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Wala na pong tao dito!

Ako ay humayo na sa isang mas mahusay na lugar. Ayun oh!

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Sabi ko nga.

BATTLE OF THE BRAINLESS

Ito ang 7th day ng aming napakaexciting (vomits) na SAP training, tungkol daw sa ABAP/Java instances. Pweh.

Dahil sa 8 oras na boredom, nasisira na ang katinuan ko. Malapit na akong madala sa mental hospital, naghahalucinate na ako.

Buti nalang may internet.

Naalala nyo ba ang Battle of the Brainless sa Tropang Trumpo? Hehe, sa mga napamahal pa sa "Quiz Show" na ito, makikita dito ang ilang mga Battle of the Brainless snippets na magtatanggal sa yo mula sa kabagutan at kalokohan ng ating buhay.

Kailangan ko ng psychiatrist.

SINSIRA NG SAP ANG UTAK KO

Tama ang narinig mo. Nandito ako sa aking pang-apat na araw sa Ramcar building, nagaaral ng SAP, isang sobrang cool (kuno) na software na ginagamit ng ng mga malalaking kumpanya. Akalain mo ba namang PHP200,000 per head ang training na ito?

Pero ang gusto ko sana ikwento, sobrang sinasayang ko ang oras ko dito. Isipin mo tuloy tuloy walong oras, SA LOOB NG ISANG BUWAN, itra-train kayo para lang gumamit ng isang software? Samuel Demar Por dyos por santo! Kahit siguro anong topic, at kahit siguro gaano ka-exciting dapat ang topic, kapag cocombohin ka nito ng tuloy-tuloy sa isang buwan tutulo din ang utak mo.

Tulungan nyo ako! Natutuyo na ang ulirat ko!

TWILIGHT OF MY INSANITY

Listen my friend, in here we will not be heard, our thoughts will not be read, our words, never to be touched by any eyes.

I have rediscovered a secret I knew all along. I have remembered that only the strong can love. Only the self-sufficient, the person who has so much love for himself can only spare surplus of love to share to others. Only those who have strength overflowing in their veins can share strength with the weak; only those who contains love to the brim can spill it out for others. Only the superman, the overman, the god can love, for he has plenty. Those who has none can give none!

A person who does not love himself cannot love! He can only need love! And that is why he thinks he is searching for love, only to be hurt and frustrated! The one that he seeks is the person that could provide love for him, because he has none! And woe to this pathetic fool, bound to find not love but sadness, for he will suck all the love from everybody, leaving them dry and wilting. It is his destiny to be deserted! The superman, radiating with love which he himself cannot contain will be like honey to the bees; he has so much love he wants to be milked out of it! The superman must love himself first! He cannot love others without loving himself so much!

And he does not want love in return, for this is insult! Imagine a prince giving clothes for the pauper, while the pauper returns a paper crown as gratitude. Though the prince accepts the gift of politeness and in his heart he feels appreciated, at the back of his mind he laughs at the gift, for it is no use for him! He keeps the paper crown as a keepsake, but I assure you this is not the first he will rescue when the castle is on fire!

The overman, above all, loves himself. Others feed on that honey oozing from him. It is bound to be.

Thus spoke Zarathustra.

SCRIPTING SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!

Kinailangan ng UVLE team na palitan ang column name ng isang CRS data from "login" to "webmail", ngunit mayroong limpak limpak na data, bukod pa rito, ito ay nahahati sa 30 na files, (isang file para sa isang letra sa isang alphabet na kung saan nagsisimula ang mga login, dagdagan pa ng mga login ng mga empleyado). Ngunit hindi ito kaya ng mano mano! At masyadong matagal kung gagamit pa ng Java o PHP o Python para mag open ng stream, mag regex, mag close ng stream, etc.

Ang solusyon? BASH SCRIPT! Sinulat ko dito para hindi ko makalimutan, at kapag gagamitin ko na ulit, madali kong maalala.

#!/bin/bash

for file in $( find -name '*.sql' )
do
cat $file | sed -e 's/login/webmail/g' > $file.new
done

So simple, so concise, yet so elegant - Marvin Lee

Bash script rocks!

WHAT IS YOUR DOOM?

Take the Hecatomb™ TCG What Is Your Doom? quiz.

Kapatid, basa:

I live to tear down what others have build. Explosions bring tears of joys to my eyes. Nothing is more pleasing than the moans of my victims and the lamentations of those left in my wake. I think Gengis Khan was an amateur.

True.

GAGAWIN KO ANG LAHAT PATI ANG THESIS MO

Gagawin ko ang lahat pati ang THESIS mo, wag mo lang ipagkait ang hinahanap ko... - Ligaya, Eraserheads

Hay, sana may magsabi sa akin nito. Huhuhu.

Ito na ang progress namin sa final paper.